British Woman Marries DOG In 'Romantic' Expensive Wedding Ceremony - After Marriage To Man Failed.

Sup Travellers?! In rap songs you always hear those rappers referring to women as bitches but it's not a literal reference because women are no where close to being female dogs. However, it seems as though one particular woman named Amanda Rodgers  has been listening to a bit too much Snoop Dogg because according to the Mirror UK, she married her dog Sheba after falling in love with the pooch and reckons - if you like it then you better put a lead on it.

Rodgers reportedly married her dog in a lavish ceremony in Croatia in front of 200 people. The 46-year-old divorcee wore black stockings and suspenders for the ceremony while Sheba wore a more traditional white bridal frock.

The Metro reports that she said: "Sheba had been in my life for years, making me laugh and comforting me when I was feeling low. I couldn’t think of anything more I’d need from a life partner."

She married a (human) man 20 years ago but the marriage was short lived.

While Mrs Rogers is presumably keeping her maiden name she does have the Twitter name @shebarodgers.

Did I mention that Sheba's a female dog? Well, she is. So technically it was a lesbian marriage. But technically it wasn't a marriage at all because marrying your pet isn't a type of wedding that is recognized by law. 

It's definitely a weird wedding but I could only imagine how cute the whole affair was; seeing Sheba in her little dress and all her little doggy friends looking on with their tongues out and tails wagging. That'd be like the cutest thing ever but its cuteness in no way outweighs the fact that IT'S WRONG!!! Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.