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Sup Travellers? The following story has been making its rounds on the internet recently. I'm not sure how authentic it is and I don't have any sources but what I do know is that it's hilarious. In the story, a man is convinced his wife was cheating on him with another man, but was unsure about the best way to approach the whole situation. So he came up with a brilliant plan to confront her:

“So I had a feeling she was cheating, as she set off a lot of red flags. Constantly laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked. Needing to stay late every night after work. When I’d call in her co-workers said she left hours ago. When I asked her what was going on she’d laugh it off and say it was just something they did to each other at the office all the time.

The last straw when I knew something was definitely up was when she went out “to get milk” at 11:30 at night and didn't come back until 2 in the morning. Now if there are any words of wisdom I can pass on to others in all my years of experience, it’s if you think your significant other is cheating, hire a private investigator. They’re good at what they do and they will get some evidence that really helps in the later divorce.

Fast-track to her birthday, several months down the road. Now I know what you’re thinking, why the hell did I wait months before I confronted her and did it really need to be on her birthday? The answer to the first question is I wanted as much evidence as possible to hand off to my lawyer, as well as time to make arrangements to find a new place to live, etc. The answer to your second question is – of course it had to be on her birthday. You see, after asking her what she wanted to do on her birthday this year she was rather insistent on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work anyways and didn't want to be reminded she was aging.

So I know something is up and after finding a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in my closet something in me snaps. So I do what any sensible man would have done. I leave and go to my friends house pretending like I am going out of town. While there I call up her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into our room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun, right?! Well, boy was it.

I had everyone meet me outside our apartment at 8:30 in the morning. We all pile in the elevator (about 8 of us in total); her mother is holding the cake and I’m reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be. I put my key in and unlock the door; we all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards the bedroom. Each holding a kazoo and her mom holding the cake grinning from ear to ear.

Well as I throw open the door, we all yell surprise!

But the surprise was on us and there was my wife, butt naked with her lover staring at us wide eyed. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout. I pretend like I’m horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her. My wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place. Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given.”

If this story is true then I must commend the guy for his cleverness. The whole scheme was pretty mean but cheating and lying to your husband is even meaner. I'm just saying. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.
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Sup Travellers?! This story may be a bit hard to believe but according to the Daily Mail and Gimodo, it's actually something that did happen.

The story starts off on a regular day in a crowded market in Northwestern Mexico. 32-year-old Karla Flores was just going about her day making her rounds buying tomatoes, lettuces and other market items when she heard an explosion. The mother of three turned around to see what happened and was struck in the face by something. The next thing Flores knew, she was in the hospital with a grenade stuck in her face.

A passerby took the unconscious and severely wounded Flores to the hospital. When she arrived, doctors saw there was an object lodged in the right side of her face, but they had no idea what it was.

Luckily, military personnel present at the hospital were able to identify the object as a grenade fired from a grenade launcher. Thankfully, the doctors learned this before they began operating. The grenade was still live and could detonate, killing everything in a 32-foot radius, if it was improperly handled. Doctors first isolated Flores while they decided what to do.

The head of the hospital asked for volunteers for the operation to remove the grenade. Four doctors came forward. Along with two military explosives experts, the four volunteers took Flores to an open field for the operation, just in case something went wrong. The long and tedious surgery was ultimately a success and the grenade was removed from Flores' face.

Despite the initial success of the surgery, Flores still has a long road to recovery. In addition to the large facial scar, she lost half of her teeth because of the incident. 

Hats off to the doctors and military personnel who risked their lives to remove the live grenade from Flores's face. They are definitely heroes in my book but I'm sure you're going to hear more about the guy who fired the grenade than the heroes who removed it. That's the sad reality of it. But thanks to them, her three children did not lose their mother. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.
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Sup Travellers?! In rap songs you always hear those rappers referring to women as bitches but it's not a literal reference because women are no where close to being female dogs. However, it seems as though one particular woman named Amanda Rodgers  has been listening to a bit too much Snoop Dogg because according to the Mirror UK, she married her dog Sheba after falling in love with the pooch and reckons - if you like it then you better put a lead on it.

Rodgers reportedly married her dog in a lavish ceremony in Croatia in front of 200 people. The 46-year-old divorcee wore black stockings and suspenders for the ceremony while Sheba wore a more traditional white bridal frock.

The Metro reports that she said: "Sheba had been in my life for years, making me laugh and comforting me when I was feeling low. I couldn’t think of anything more I’d need from a life partner."

She married a (human) man 20 years ago but the marriage was short lived.

While Mrs Rogers is presumably keeping her maiden name she does have the Twitter name @shebarodgers.

Did I mention that Sheba's a female dog? Well, she is. So technically it was a lesbian marriage. But technically it wasn't a marriage at all because marrying your pet isn't a type of wedding that is recognized by law. 

It's definitely a weird wedding but I could only imagine how cute the whole affair was; seeing Sheba in her little dress and all her little doggy friends looking on with their tongues out and tails wagging. That'd be like the cutest thing ever but its cuteness in no way outweighs the fact that IT'S WRONG!!! Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed. 
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Sup Travellers?! The video above portrays a very beautiful story of a little boy and his relationship with his mother. The boy disappears from school early everyday but it has nothing to do with him being a delinquent. As a matter of fact, his actions are that of an angel.

He rushes away from the school early everyday to help his mother who needs him the most, so he could help her with her job to finish early and go home. I'm not going to spoil the experience of the video by saying much more about it but I recommend that you check it out if you haven't already. It's the kind of video that's going to give you all the feels. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.
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Sup Travellers?! Getting closer to God is the dream of most religious people in the world today but the level of dedication that it takes to do so is long and tedious but those who reach to the end usually feel more completed and fulfilled.

But it's very difficult to feel completed and fulfilled if your testicles are cut off. This is what Indian spiritual guru and multi-millionaire, Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh asked his male followers to do to get closer to God and well --- THEY COMPLIED.

The painful procedures were carried out at a hospital owned by Singh, who is worth $40 million. He also has around 50 million followers worldwide. Singh has been dubbed the "Guru in Bling."

The men were castrated around the year 2000 but the cases are only now coming to light as Singh is accused of grievous bodily harm by India's Central Bureau of Investigation.

One lawyer for the alleged victims said the men were told "only those who get castrated will be able to meet God."

It is not the first time Singh has been in a scrape with the law. In 2002 he was charged with conspiracy following the murder of an investigative journalist.And several female followers have accused him of sexual assault, according to Metro. Singh has never been convicted.

Let me get this straight, Singh is telling men that the only way to meet God is to cut of their testicles while he's using his to sexually assault females? Seems like a legit guy, doesn't he? 

It's people like Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh who gave religious leaders a bad name. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.
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Sup Travellers?! A group of researchers set up a camera at a remote location in Greenland and started filming, but what they recorded is both terrifying and breathtaking. From a distance it looks like a wondrous event but I can't imagine the terror of actually being caught in the process.

You’d think this is a scene from the latest disaster movie but actually it’s the largest glacier calving EVER filmed. The indescribable power simply tore down the whole city of ice in only 75 minutes. 

See how it all went down in the video above [No pun intended]. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.
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Sup Travellers?! Most people find themselves never having to solve for x and y in the real world. Unless you're a rocket scientists or University lecturer most maths problems are as useless as a one cent coin. 

But, people who are good at maths tend to be smarter than everyone else because their brain is constantly being challenged and exercised. This is why I'm seeing a very bright future for 10-year-old Esther Okade of Walsall, England. She is being regarded by most as a math prodigy. 

Esther, who is studying to complete a university undergraduate degree, is one of the UK’s youngest university students according to the Telegraph UK. And for the 10-year-old, that’s an easy feat. She only enrolled three weeks ago but is already at the top of her class, scoring a 100 percent on a recent test.

Her mother, Efe, said applying to the university was “an interesting process because of her age.”

She said: “We even had to talk to the Vice Chancellor. After they interviewed her they realized that this has been her idea from the beginning. From the age of seven Esther has wanted to go to university. But I was afraid it was too soon. “She would say, ‘Mum, when am I starting?’, and go on and on and on. Finally, after three years she told me, ‘Mum I think it is about time I started university now.”

Esther applied in August, and after a phone interview, an essay and a maths exam, she finally got the news in December that she had been accepted onto the course.

“She was flying,” said Efe. “She was so happy.”

But here's the thing: Esther's younger brother Isaiah is following in his sister's footsteps because he is also exhibiting some impressive math skills, already solving calculus and advanced algebra problems.

What a smart family. I don't know if it's a gene thing or an environmental thing but whatever the parents are doing it's definitely working. Hats off to them all. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.
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