Woman Plants Potatoes In Her Own Vagina.

Sup Travellers?! There are many ways to avoid getting pregnant. I'm not going to go into those ways because this isn't a lesson in birth control. However, I can tell you that shoving a potato up your lady hole isn't ib anyway a form of contraception.

I would assume that most of you already know this but one lady from Colombia seemingly had quite a hard time understanding how potatoes work.

According to reports from UPI, a 22-year-old Colombian woman went to the hospital complaining about abdominal pains and after much investigations it was discovered that potatoes were taking root inside of her.

The unnamed young woman was suffering as a result of some misguided contraceptive advice.

“My mom told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the patient said.

The doctors reportedly had a hard time removing the roots because they were bascially lodged in her vagina after taking root for about two weeks.

The nurse said doctors were able to remove the spud without surgery and they do not expect the woman to experience any long-term effects from the experience.

Moms usually know best but sometimes you just got to take their advice with a grain of salt and a bag of potatoes. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.