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Posted by Trini Kid - - 0 comments

Sup Travellers?! I'm sure that you've heard someone say "shitting bricks" but one piece of shit can actually fetch more than just a couple of old bricks. A 40-inch-long piece of shit is being auctioned off at a a Beverly Hills gallery and it hopes to fetch around $10,000, LiveScience reports.

Why would you pay so much for a piece of shit? Well, the gallery says that the "eye-watering" poop "boasts a wonderfully even, pale brown-yellow coloring and terrifically detailed texture ... across the whole of its immense length."

The fossilized dung is also said to be about 33 million years old. 

Paleontologists might buy the poop to examine it for more data, like information on diet, but collectors like buying the stuff too.

"I've never seen anything close to this in terms of size," the gallery's natural history director says. It's even been mounted on black marble and displayed in four pieces so it won't break during shipping.

Who wouldn't love to have the longest piece of dinosaur poop in their house? I mean --- it's a huge accomplishment knowing that you were able to possess the world's longest poop before you die. 

A few may even consider buying the fossilized feces for the sake of gaining inspiration while they defecate. Some people take their pooping very seriously just ask the creature that dumped that 40-inch load in the forest 33 million years ago. He was probably practicing for years. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.