Drunken Woman Rides Horse To Rob Store.

There's a certain level of drunkenness that just can't be comprehended and I think 45-year-old Christine Saunders has surpassed that level by a long shot with her drunken adventure which can only be compared to that of a television show. 

According to reports from NY Daily News, the Alabama woman stole a horse while she was drunk and rid it all the way to a store which she then went on to rob after tying the horse outside the store.

Cops were called after receiving reports that an intoxicated woman was thieving from the business.

Police found the horse tied up outside with three cans of Keystone Light inside a plastic Walmart bag tied to its saddle horn. They also found the woman carrying the stolen items.

Despite her failed robbery attempt, Saunders was only arrested and charged with public intoxication and illegal possession of a prohibited beverage.

The horse did not press any charges.

I don't know why but this whole incident somehow reminds me of AMC's The Walking Dead. If Christine Saunders could steal a horse and use it to rob a store while drunk then I'm pretty sure that she'd be a bad-ass if there is a zombie apocalypse. I'm just saying. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.