Feds Approve Powdered Alcohol.

Sup Travellers?! If liquid alcohol wasn't enough now you can pop alcohol in your morning tea like medicine and get a hangover. It's probably not the most difficult concoction to muster up but it was illegal before. WAS ILLEGAL [past tense]. According to Gawker, the federal government has approved the retail of powdered booze.

The product is now expected to hit shelves in the fall, giving consumers six just-add-water options to choose from, including straight options like vodka and mixed offerings like Cosmopolitan. Since the product is in powdered form it can also be sprinkled all over your food like salt [Doubles with slight booze]. You can eat it with your BBQ and whatnot. You can also snort it or inject it if you're that curious. This is a real product and I have a feeling like this is going to be a best seller.

The company responsible for this revolutionary new product is called Palcohol. They have openly expressed their surprise over its approval on their website.

Is Palcohol a good idea? Are black shorts ever green? Is the sun a star? How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know.

Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.