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Posted by Trini Kid - - 0 comments

Sup Travellers?! Time for some weird news from the UK. Have you ever felt like you were missing your genitals? I would hope that most of you answered no to that question so I'd assume that you probably can't relate to this story very much. However I'm sure that you can feel some sort of human sympathy for the 40 year old man who had his genitals cut off by a gypsy gang.

It was reported by Daily Mail UK that the 40 year old man had slept with the girlfriend of one of the gypsies and in order to get back at the 40 year old man the gypsy cut off his genitals accompanied by a gang. He was discovered in a distressed state on the side of the A66 dual carriageway in Middlesbrough this morning,

Although police would only say that the man had suffered serious injuries and wounds to his groin area, it is understood that his genitals had been cut off and was missing, prompting officers to close sections of the route in order to search for it.

Around eight officers were seen combing a grass verge at the side of the road, while tape was used to seal off a section of the carriageway.

"The road closures were required as part of the investigation into how the man received his injuries," said a police spokesman.

"This is necessary so that officers can look for anything which may shed light on how he became injured or his direction of travel."

He added: 'If the road was not closed any evidence could be lost or destroyed.'

I hope that the police discovers the man's missing genitals. There probably isn't much that he could do with it now but i'm sure that there are fingerprints all over that tool. I can't even imagine how it must feel getting your genitals cut off....HECK....I can't even imagine how it must feel getting any body part cut off. I'm sure that it's probably awful and I hope that the doctors patch him up real quick. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.