Teen Raped 85 Year Old Nun Outside Church.

Sup Travellers?! The words "Teen", "Raped" and "Church" should never be used in the same sentence but when you throw in an 85 year old nun in the mix of it, things just take a turn to another road, off a cliff and down into a fiery pit at the bottom of the ocean somewhere in HELL. This is exactly what happened on Friday morning in Pennsylvania. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that a teenager was charged with beating and raping an 85-year-old retired nun in a church parking lot on Friday.

Andrew Bullock, 18, allegedly offered to help the nun Friday morning then flashed her. When she tried to walk away, police say he grabbed her neck, choked her, and punched her in the face and head before sexually assaulting her. Police found her unable to speak due to a dislocated jaw, but she wrote on a piece of paper that a man had raped her. Andrew was said to be wearing dark pants, a black-hooded sweatshirt, and work boots; his bootprint was similar to prints left at the scene. Bullock initially denied any involvement but confessed to the crime under police questioning.

I don't understand how a teenage boy could watch an 85 year old woman and rape her. It doesn't make sense to me, but I've definitely learned two things during my time of blogging. The first thing is to never underestimate human genius. The second thing is to never underestimate the state of human stupidity. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.