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Posted by Trini Kid - - 0 comments

Sup Travellers?! Many of us are probably accustom to having a bunch of p*ssies in the government but what if the Mayor of your city was a real p*ssy? Well I think that if things were like that it would signify a "paw" state of government and can only lead to a catastrophic end, fur real. Read on.


According to reports from MSN Now, Morris the cat is running for mayor of Xalapa, the capital city of Veracruz, Mexico and his pawlicies are gaining traction among locals. The p*ssy politician promises  a "Xalapa Without Rats" and guarantees that he'll lounge around and do nothing all day. But despite his crappy sense of pawlitics, the kitty cat is getting lots of support.

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CNN iReport points out that a "lack of belief" in local candidates has boosted Morris' approval ratings. His Facebook page reportedly has more likes -- 50,907 at press time -- than three of the other four contenders for the spot. He has two young men from Veracruz as his campaign managers. Morris hopes to make kitty litter out of the other candidates by the July 7 election day. He has a weakness for "quilts, sheets, pillows, couches, and clothing in general," Metro reports.

I think that Mr. Morris will make a really great leader. He seems to have his ideas and manifestos well thought out. Maybe he might encourage local fishermen to catch more fishes and fuel the growth of the fishing industry in Veracruz. Who am I to judge? I think that this is the start of something that was probably pending for a while. Cats have already taken over the internet. I think that Cats will soon enter into the White House. I'm looking forward for a Barack Mufasa or something. Anyway, whatever happens, it doesn't change the fact that my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.