WEIRD: How Could Someone Survive This?

Sup Travellers?! Have you ever found yourself stuck in the middle of a foot long harpoon? Or to be more specific, have you ever found a foot long harpoon stuck in the middle of you? Well if it ever happens to you you can do what a guy from Brazil did. After getting a foot long harpoon stuck in his head, Bruno Barcellos De Souza Coutinho apparently thought he would relax and let the wound heal. Yeah because that's normal and going to the hospital after a fatal wound is too mainstream.

Bruno Barcellos de Souza Coutinho, 34, was cleaning his fishing gear when the speargun discharged, sending the foot-long weapon approximately six inches into his skull, according to Hospital Santa Teresa.


De Souza Coutinho was completely lucid when he arrived at the hospital, despite having had a small spear pierce his left eye, crush his skull and lodge itself in his brain millimeters from vital arteries, according to Gawker. He underwent emergency surgery Monday and lost all vision in his left eye due to the mishap.

I feel sorry for him but the guy was so relaxed after getting the fatal wound that i'm wondering if I should really feel sorry for him. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed