WEIRD: Giant Mutant Rats have Taken Over Tehran.

Greetings Travellers!! Do you just hate rats? Their big front teeth, sharp claws and their worm like tails can strike fear into the heart of anyone. Well imagine the rats you usually see times 10. Imagine seeing rats bigger than the average full grown cat. You see it? Are you afraid? Are you very afraid? You should be because if I see a rat the size of a cat i'll be running 100 meters in record time. Now imagine thousands of those running up and down the streets and chilling in your house smoking pipe and using your toilets.

According to reports from all over the place and NPR rats in Tehran have experienced millions of years of evolutionary changes in just a few years. The rats have grown to as heavy as 11 pounds which is similar to that of cats. The rats were flushed out of their nests by the melting snow and have been running rampant through the streets and homes of Tehran. The rats are so big that Tehran has issued a team of snipers to kill the rats by night. According to reports over 2200 rats were sniped. Tehran city council environment adviser Ismail Kahram, stated that the rat poison made the rats even stronger. He said that the rats "seem to have had a genetic mutation, probably as a result of radiations and the chemical used on them."

It has been reported by Yahoo that rats have outnumbered the human population in Tehran. There are 25 million rats and 12 million humans living in Tehran. "It's become a 24/7 war," Hadi Heydarzadeh, the head of Tehran municipality's environmental agency, said last month. "We use chemical poisons to kill the rats during the day and the snipers at night."

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"They are now bigger and look different. These are changes that normally take millions of years of evolution. They have jumped from 60 grams to five kilos, and cats are now smaller than them," Kahram said, according to the outlet.