This Girl With A 32E Bra Size Claims To Be The New ‘Human Barbie’ And Hasn’t Had ANY Plastic Surgery

Sup Travellers?! I've written about the PLASTIC RIDDEN human barbie Valeria Lukyanova before but apparently there's a new barbie in town and she claims to be 100% plastic free. Her name is Angelica Kenova and she is also from Russia which seems to be the hub for human barbies these days.

The claim that she has had no plastic surgery is just a claim but I call BULLSH*T!!.

The 26-year-old “new human Barbie” claims that her looks are all due to a strict regimen bestowed upon her by her hyper-controlling parents, who have reportedly been “honing her drastic look all her life – dictating her diet and exercise program so she can maintain her miniature six-stone (84 lb.) frame.”

"Growing up, my parents raised me like a princess and never let me go out, date boys or have the usual adult experiences,’ Angelica says. ‘As a result, I am not fit for real life – I’m like a living doll."

She boasts to her thousands of fans that her tiny 20-inch waist and 32E bra size are all natural. ‘I have never had plastic surgery,’ she insists. "Cosmetic work is only necessary when an individual has serious faults with their face or body."

The diminutive blonde – who claims to be a child psychologist and a ballet dancer as well as a model – regularly poses for half-naked photos, which her parents approve of.

Angelica also seems perfectly okay living at home forever and ever and basically being a complete shut-in. She tells Daily Mail that “My parents have kept me in a glass palace all my life but one day hopefully, I will be able to break free. It is never too late to start an independent life.”

Okay, okay, I admit that it is possible to have the perfect human body if you work hard enough but she looks WAYYY too plastic to me. I just can't believe her claim. I just can't. Sorry. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.