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Posted by Trini Kid - - 0 comments

Sup Travellers?! Bad decisions are made by everyone at some point in time. Even I made a lot of bad decisions in my life but some bad decisions are just so awfully stupid that you just can't help but question the mental state of someone. Decisions like: stripping naked and running through the mall, sending me game invites on Facebook or listening to Nicki Minaj all day. I mean --- who the hell does those kind of things?  

However, once in a blue moon though, there comes a bad decision from someone who’s been so painfully misguided that they consider having sex with 25 men at a party to be a good idea, only to realize later that WHOOPS she’s pregnant and porn isn't a good example of what sex is like in real life.

One such letter arrived in the mailbag of Dear Coleen, The Mirror’s resident expert on all things related to sex and love. It played out like this:

Dear Coleen,

I have been really stupid. I went to a party recently and got very drunk and had sex with all the guys there.

There was porn on the TV and, stupidly, I decided to copy it.

Now I’ve discovered that I’m pregnant – none of the men there wore condoms.

I don’t know what to do about the baby but I don’t think it’s sensible to continue with the pregnancy.

I obviously have no idea who the father is – he could be any one of 25.

I feel very ashamed.


The only situation where boning 25 people at a party is acceptable is if…oh wait, there isn't one. Even if you’re getting paid for letting over two dozen men take a peek through your roast beef curtains that’s a little excessive, unless it’s porn. Then you’re just a goddamn pro.

But what advice does Coleen give this poor idiot woman? Surprisingly, it’s not awful:

Your letter makes me really sad. I’m sad because you think so little of yourself that you've allowed these men to use you.

You need to look at how much you’re drinking and the people you’re hanging around with.

It also makes me angry that not one guy at the party tried to put a stop to it and considered how you were going to feel the next day.

You can’t change what happened but, hopefully, you've learned a massive lesson.

You need to stop beating yourself up over it and focus on what to do next.

Speak to your doctor about STI tests as well as your options for the pregnancy.

I think you need counselling to talk about what happened and whether you want to keep the baby.

Naturally you feel bad about what happened, but the important thing now is to learn from it and move on.

I think someone has been watching a bit too much Sasha Grey but not even Sasha Grey does sh*t like have sex with 25 random men at a party. Most of her stuff is staged and all the men have already been screened --- OBVIOUSLY!! These are not the kind of bad decisions you want to make. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.