A Woman Divorced Her Husband After Only One Week Because His Penis Was Too Big

Sup Travellers?! Most women like their men with a little girth but how how big is too big? Well, I have never heard of a woman divorcing her husband on the basis of his penis being too big ---- until today of course.

After a week of multiple revelations about the male genetalia it all ended with a bang with this piece of news. According to reports from the New York Post. A Nigerian mother of three, Aisha Dannupawa, is seeking to dissolve her marriage of just one week to her husband Ali Maizinari — whom she married after the termination of her first marriage. The reasoning? Her groom’s enormous schlong.

As part of tradition before settling in her husband’s home, the bride was invited to move into his parents’ house. It was when they first had sex that she claimed the trauma began.

"When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big," she told the court, according to Nigeria’s Tribune.

After their first unsuccessful romp, she took medication given to her by her mother. "I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’" she said to Nigerian media.

Sadly enough the drugs didn't work --- DIVORCE ENSUED!!

Firstly, I must commend the couple for restraining from premarital sex, abiding by Islamic and Christian teachings but it's that very same restraint that kept her from knowing what kind of size her man was packing. I'm not even going to attempt to imagine what kind of penis would be too big for a woman who popped out three children already. That guy was probably like some sort of mandingo or something but who am I to judge? Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.