Three Women Sparked A Prison Break After Seducing Guards With A ‘Massive Orgy’

Sup Travellers?! In a crazy and stunning turn of events 28 inmates escaped a Brazillian prison and the way in which it was done wasn't only creative but also a whole lot of "sexy".

According to reports from the Mirror UK, three women dressed in sexy, fantasy police lingerie managed to seduce the guards at a Brazilian prison using some lingerie and the promise of a “massive orgy,” launching a prison break that led the twenty-eight escaped inmates. The women showed up at the prison around 3 am looking to have a “chat and drink.” From there, things escalated quickly.  

The women drugged the wardens, handcuffed them, took the keys and unlocked all the prison’s cells, according to chief Angelina de Andrades Ferreira.

She told a news conference: “The plan was to seduce them. They served them cheap whisky with some substance to knock them out, then unlocked the central gate which accesses the internal cells.

“Whoever wanted to escape left by the front door.

“From the moment they drank the whisky the agents don’t remember a thing. One was found dizzy, trying to wake up. Another slept for the whole afternoon and couldn't even be questioned.”

The inmates took three 12 caliber rifles shotguns, two 38 caliber revolvers and munition, she said.

Ms Ferreira said the escape was planned by the boyfriend of one of the women, Bruno Amorim, 18, was was serving time for attempted murder, robbery and firearms possession.

She said: “Everything indicated that he planned and executed everything, with the help of his girlfriend.”

She said the three prison officers had been arrested and will be charged with “facilitating a jailbreak” and “culpable embezzlement” because of the theft of firearms.

This is what happens when most of your wardens and guards are men. If there was a woman in the bunch this probably would have never happened, I'm just saying. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.