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Posted by Trini Kid - - 0 comments

Sup Travellers?! Every so often I like to drop jokes on here and I feel like now is just the perfect time to drop another. It's not a knock knock joke or a two liner but a lengthy prose that encompasses the beginning of a marriage and the challenges that lay ahead.

In this story, one woman gets sweet revenge when she realizes her new hubby isn’t as helpful or responsible as she originally thought. The results are plain hilarious, if you ask me!

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day, the wife asked her husband, “Honey, one of the bathroom pipes is leaking. Could you fix it?”

The husband looked at his wife and said, “What do I look like — Mr. Plumber?”

A few days went by, and his wife asked for a favor. “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”

“What do I look like — Mr. Goodwrench?”

A couple weeks later, the wife found a leak in the roof. “Honey, there’s a leak on the roof. Can you please fix it?”

“What do I look like — Bob Vila?” He sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.

One rainy weekend, the husband realized the leak on the roof was gone. He went to the bathroom and found that the pipe behind the sink wasn’t leaking anymore either.

When his wife returned home, the husband asked, “Honey, how come there aren’t any more leaks and the car’s running?”

She replied nonchalantly, “Oh, the other day I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything.

“Wow, did he charge us anything?”

“No, he said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him.”

“Cool. What kind of cake did you make?”

“Cake? What the hell do I look like — Betty Crocker?”

If this made you laugh as much as it made me laugh, you should be on the floor right now. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed --- sort of.