Woman Cuts Cheating Husband’s Penis Off With Scissors Twice.

Sup Travellers?! Relationships have the tendency to be a pain in the ass but if you're caught cheating then it could end up being a pain in the balls. A REAL PAIN IN THE BALLS!!

32-Year-old Chinese citizen, Fan Lung is a testament to that very painful fact because according to reports from the Daily Mail his wife, Feng cut his penis off for cheating. However, once wasn't apparently enough retribution for his perfidious ways because after the doctors reattached it --- she snipped them off again.

So here's how the whole thing went down. Fan Lung used his wife's mobile [RED FLAG] to send lover Zhang Hung, 21, a saucy email from his marital home in the city of Shangqiu in central China's Henan province. But after forgetting to log out of his account, stunned wife Feng came across the message and several others, and flew into a rage.

Grabbing a pair of scissors she stormed into their bedroom where he was sleeping and cut off his penis.  

Surgeons were able to reattach it, but fuming Feng sneaked into his hospital room and cut it off again before throwing it out of a window.

This prompted the cheat to turn on his wife and he was spotted naked and bloody attacking her outside the hospital. 

A hospital spokesman said: "The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital. Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman. He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again."

Feng was arrested for causing grievous bodily harm.

Fan lost a significant amount of blood, the spokesman added, and had to undergo another emergency procedure. He is reported to be in stable condition, but his penis was nowhere to be found.

Fan’s mistress came to see him at the hospital and declared that she intends to become his wife. She said, "It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility, he has five children already"

Doctors speculate the penis was probably taken by a stray dog or a cat.

The nerve of some people --- GEEZ!! How inconsiderate can a guy be that he uses his girlfriend's phone to text his side chick. I mean --- COME ON MAN!!! Cheating is wrong and whatnot but the least he could have done was show some discretion and use another phone. He clearly was thinking with his penis when he texted his side chick on his wife's phone but maybe now since his tool is gone he'll be able to think with his brain next time around. I'm just saying. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.