You Can Now Anonymously Send Poop To Your Enemies.

Sup Travellers?! Have you ever hated someone so much that you just want to dump sh*t in their front yard? Well now you do it all thanks to the online Sh*texpress service. 

You can anonymously send horse poop in a box to anyone in the world – nicely packed and with a personalized, handwritten message just for your enemies.

To carry out the evil deed just visit the sh*t express website; where they take your sh*t seriously..

So if you ever see a pile of horse sh*t on your front porch just know that there is someone out there who hates your guts. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.