A Man Will Be Eaten Alive By An Anaconda On Discovery Channel

Sup Travellers?! Naturalist and wildlife filmmaker Paul Rosolie better have buns so that anaconda he's going to get swallowed by on television won't want none. [See what I did there?]

ANNNYYYYYWAAAY!!!! On December 7th 2014, Discovery Channel will be airing a show called "Eaten Alive" where Rosolie will be eaten alive by an anaconda  in a custom-built snake-proof suit.

What could possibly go wrong? Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.