This Story About A Man Who’s Been Pooping Wrong His Entire Life Will Leave You Completely Baffled.

Sup Travellers?! I was scrolling through my news feed and I found this story which was posted on Reddit’s TIFU (“Today, I F*cked Up”).

The story is about a guy who spent his whole life sitting on pissed stained toilet rims without putting down the seat. It's not news or very informative but I found the story pretty hilarious. Below is the story:

"So I’m hoping a load of people are going to come out in support of me here but I've got that sinking feeling I may be alone in this.

Our toilet broke so I was in shopping for new ones and the sales person joked (no doubt for the millionth time) that I’ll want one that automatically puts the seat down after I’m finished with it. I ‘joked’ back and said if I ddidn'thave a wife I could save money and not buy one with a seat and I’d never have to hear women complaining about putting it down again. To which he gave me a strange look and said “but what about when you need to poop?”. I naturally pointed out that I’m a guy and therefore don’t put the seat down, I sit on the rim of the bowl. Several embarrassing moments later, I realize that I've misunderstood my entire life and that guys do indeed use the toilet seat. I left empty handed and red faced.

Thinking about it now, it makes sense. Especially how men’s restrooms have seats. But I just assumed it was a unisex/cost saving/oversight deal."

There's absolutely nothing wrong with sitting on the toilet with the seat up once you just forget about all the piss that was probably splashed on there. Unless you want to be considered pee-butt for the rest of your life I think it's best that you either keep the seat down or keep it a secret [LOL]. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.