Couple Stuck Together While Having Sex In The Ocean.

Sup Travellers?! An Italian couple found themselves in a bit of a MESH when their playtime at a deserted in Porto San Giorgio got a bit --- STICKY DICKY!!!

According to reports from New York Daily News, while the couple were expressing their immense love for each other the man found himself unable to DISENGAGE [If you know what I mean].

They remained in the water, stuck together, until they caught the attention of a woman walking along the beach, who gave them a towel after they struggled back to the shore.

A doctor was called and they were taken to a hospital emergency room. There the woman was given an injection usually used to dilate the uterus of pregnant women, in order to untangle the couple.

What caused the MESH, you ask? Suction. Plenty plenty SUCTION!!! Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.