This Woman Attempted To Poison Her Roommates After They Caught Her Having Sex With Their Dogs.

Sup Travellers?! I think that there is one very easy way not to be caught having sex with dogs; don't have sex with dogs. It's a very simple technique but for 53-year-old Shari Walters, the simple technique seemed to be way over her head after she was caught having sex with one of her roommate’s two male dogs. The roommate was her boyfriend. 

After being confronted, she reluctantly admitted to regularly having sex with both dogs, at which point the male roommate broke up with her.

But things didn't end at the confession and break up. No, no!! Shit only just started. According to Albuquerque’s KOAT7, while having dinner the night after the encounter, both roommates noticed their food tasted different. One roommate stated that the water wasn't very clear but drank it anyway.

According to the complaint, Walters then asked her roommate, “Aren't you going to eat?”

The roommate then stated in the complaint that Walters attacked her and admitted to putting rubbing alcohol in both roommates’ waters, as well as toilet bowl cleaner [as well as dish soap] in their food, because the male roommate broke up with her.

Following the incident, the roommates took the dogs to the vet to make sure they didn't contract any of the venereal diseases Walters has. The dogs reportedly only suffered minor injuries.

The whole bestiality thing is funny but you want to know what's even funnier? The fact that she tried to poison her roommates with rubbing alcohol and toilet bowl cleaner; two substances that can only kill you in large quantities. HILARIOUS!!

Walters is definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.