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Posted by Trini Kid - - 0 comments


Sup Travellers?! There are many creative ways to screw up your first day of work. But who needs to get creative when you can just do what 49-year-old Lorie Ann Hill did and show up drunk and pantsless. That's an assured way of getting your ass fired. [LOL].

According to reports from the Huffington Post, the Oklahoma schoolteacher was allegedly spotted drunk and without pants on her first day of work at Wagoner High School Monday. 

“She was found in a room kind of disoriented,” Police Chief Bob Haley told Tulsa World. “By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts.”

Hill was hired by the school this year for a special education position, according to the Muskogee Phoenix.

She allegedly admitted to drinking vodka before coming to work, and was charged with public intoxication after a search of her car turned up an empty cup that reportedly smelled of vodka. . 

Haley said, though, that there wasn't enough evidence to prove she drove to the school drunk, and no "credible witnesses" at her home. 

She was spared a DUI charge, and booked into Wagoner City Jail only on suspicion of public intoxication.

Classes don't start until Thursday. Neither Hill nor her pants are likely to attend.

What a way to screw up a good thing. She was given the opportunity to impact lives and change the world but she decided to screw that up with vodka and a little bit of public stripping. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.