VIDEO: 6 Stupid Excuses Guys Use To Leave After Sex.

Sup Travellers?! After sex, the first thing on the mind of most guys is going home and preparing for their long and winding game of Quidditch. Because nothing says "I just had sex" like flying on a broomstick trying to catch flying balls [or however the game is played].

That's just one of the stupid excuses shown in the video above but wait, the excuses get even stupider. One guy even pretended to sleepwalk as though it's possible to carefully put on a pair of jeans while dazed. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.