Smelling Farts Can Cure Cancer.

Sup Travellers?! In order to remain healthy it is recommended that you have a balanced diet, exercise and well.......SMELL FARTS. The "smelling farts" may seem a bit absurd to some but scientists say that fart smelling can potentially offer health benefits in a range of issues, like cancer, diabetes, stroke, heart attacks, and dementia.

Dr. Mark Wood from the University of Exeter wrote in a release from the university, via Time: "Although hydrogen sulfide is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases."

Although farts are toxic in large doses—and really, what dose isn't a large dose?—small amounts can help protect cells by preserving mitochondria: "When cells become stressed by disease, they draw in enzymes to generate minute quantities of hydrogen sulfide. This keeps the mitochondria ticking over and allows cells to live. If this doesn't happen, the cells die and lose the ability to regulate survival and control inflammation." 

In an experiment, researchers slowly delivered the gas to cells using a compound called AP39 and the results were astonishing. Professor Matt Whiteman writes, "Our results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive."

And since cancer is BASICALLY dead cells the fact that hydrogen sulfide can protect cells and keep them alive is revolutionary when it comes to the prevention of cancer. 

So after that long run always remember to inhale your daily dosage of farts. Smelling your own farts works but it may be much more effective if you inhale that of someone else, especially someone with the biggest stinkiest farts you know. The more farts the merrier [LOL]. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.