Husband Sends Wife A ‘Sex Rejection Spreadsheet’.

Sup Travellers?! If you are a married man and you're reading this then I think you can take a thing or two from the man in this story. The first lesson you should learn is to stay away from Microsoft Excel whenever you're having a dry spell with your wife because at any given moment you may become tempted to create a "Sex Rejection" spreadsheet. Don't do it.

The unnamed man in this instance decided to take one for the team and made the spreadsheet showing how many times he was rejected within the space of 7 weeks. He sent the list to his wife and she did what any other wife would have done in that situation: she shared it on Reddit.

"My husband sent me an immature, inflammatory email as I was driving to the airport for a 10-day work trip," she wrote on Reddit. "It’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. According to his 'document', weave only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 'attempts' on his part."

I'm sure he's still going to miss her though. I mean come on --- he got a "yes" 3 times within the 7 weeks. That has to count for something [LOL]. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.