Couple Arrested For Having Sex On Cortez Beach In Front Of Beachgoers.

Sup Travellers?! Imagine a normal day at the beach. The wind is blowing, the seagulls are flying, the waves are crashing, the couples are having sex --- WAIT WHAT? The whole couples having sex seems like a bit of an abnormal activity to perform on a public beach but that didn't stop Elissa Alvarez, 20, and Jose Caballero, 39.

According to reports from ABC Action News Bradenton Beach police officers responded to Cortez Beach after calls to 911 complaining about a couple having sex on the beach. One of the witnesses who called 911 told police that a man and a woman who were next to her and her 4-year-old daughter, started fondling each other first, and started having sex, according to the Bradenton Beach Police report.

Up to six people filed complaints against the couple after seeing their indecent activity while most of the beachgoers just didn't give a sh*t

Amazingly enough an old woman recorded the entire incident for a whole 25 minutes. She sat there and recorded it for 25 MINUTES!!! [WTF!] I think a minute or two would have been enough evidence but I guess grandma wanted to make sure that the police got every indecent second [LOL]

In the end the pair have been charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition, and they have been ordered to appear in court in August. My name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.

And yes, she's smiling in her mugshot.