VIDEO: Coca Cola Creates Socially Awkward Bottles For College Freshmen To Make New Friends.


Sup Travellers?! I've been a fresher at University already and making new friends was probably somewhere on my to-do list.  Coca-Cola has found this need by freshers to make new friends somewhat of a downfall to society that could ultimately lead to the downfall of civilization [because why not?]

So in order to cut this impending doom short, Coca-Cola has created a new type of bottle that can only be opened by another bottle. So, you need another bottle [marketing at its finest]. If you're broke and unable to buy another bottle to open the bottle you just bought then you're going to have to go on a grueling quest throughout the school to find someone else with a bottle like yours. That kind of sucks actually [TBH]. 

What if I'm hella thirsty? I don't want to walk around the school in the hot sun to find someone with another bottle. But at least you're going to make a new friend. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.

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