Teen Hides Loaded Handgun In Her Vagina. Gets Caught.

Sup Travellers?! Babies pop out of vaginas all the time so popping out a loaded hand gun should be like a walk in the park right? Well, yeah, but babies aren't illegal so case and point. If you're a female and you're walking around with a loaded hand gun in your crotch things could get pretty weird especially if the police catch you.

It may seem like a great place to keep a gun out of sight but not if you drive a car with a suspended license. 19 year old Dallas Archer was reportedly booked into the Kingsport, Tennessee jail on Monday for driving with a suspended license but when she was searched by a female officer a  foreign object was found hidden in between her legs. It was a loaded North American Arms 22 LR revolver according to The Smoking Gun

The four-inch-long pistol was stolen last year from a car belonging to 70-year-old John Souther.

When told by the Smoking Gun where his gun was found, Souther responded, "Oh, Gosh," and later added that he would have to give the "little fellow" a "bath in bleach."

Archer was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility, and was later released on $6,000 bond.

Can you imagine if she had to pee with that gun inside her. She'll be pissing out bullets and shit. Guns and vaginas don't usually work like that but it's a funny thought. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.

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