Italian Man Gets 6 Month Jail Sentence For Having Too Much Loud Sex.

Sup Travellers?! Don't you just hate noisy neighbors? If you answered 'yes' to that then I'm sure that you would hate to live around a particular 42 year old man in Vigodarzere, Padua. This 42 year old man made his girlfriend scream so loud during sex that over a dozen of his neighbors complained about it [Now that is performance]. 

The NY Daily News reports that his neighbors filed a lawsuit against the 42 year old man because they were fed up of his lover's loud passionate screams. They claimed "the moans disturbed the peace in the condominium and the building's decorum," 

For some reason, the judge found that stalking was the crime most closely related to the obstruction [Don't ask me how. I don't know how]

During the hearing he claimed he was being punished for "being too good at sex" and that there was a difference between noises and stalking but the judge didn't want to hear any of it and sentenced him to 6 months in jail.

This story reminds me of that Luther Ingram song, "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right". But that's just me [LOL]. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.