Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Released

Sup Travellers?! The August 8th premiere of  the new live action/CGI hybrid Teenage Ninja Turtles movie is getting closer and it's only fair that Paramount sends a trailer our way. It's only fair. And well, they did and it's just as awesome as you would expect a Michael Bay trailer to be.

The Ninja Turtles look really really ugly in this new adaptation but I guess that's why they put Megan Fox in there. Her beauty balances it all out [kind of]. And guess who's playing Shredder? William Fichtner is the man behind the mask [I love that guy].

Below is the Synopsis:

The city needs heroes. Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless reporter April and her wise-cracking cameraman Vern Fenwick to save the city and unravel Shredder’s diabolical plan.

It looks like a great movie but DAMN those turtles are UGLY!!! The film makers should have made them somewhat easy to look at. If Shrek and Donkey had children they would look exactly like those turtles in this movie. But that's just my opinion. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.