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Posted by Trini Kid - - 0 comments


Sup Travellers?! In news that could possibly make you believe in the Zombie Apocalypse: a man who was declared dead woke up in a body bag at a funeral home. He didn't come back with a hunger for human flesh smelling like a pile of sh*t sauce, contrary to popular belief.

According to reports from ABC News 78 year old Walter Williams from Lexington, Mississippi is a zombie miracle man. He had "died" at his home Wednesday night. The coroner even declared him dead after examining his body.

He was zipped up in a body bag while funeral home workers prepared to embalm him, but instead they soon found him kicking to get out. The coroner suspected that Williams' pacemaker had likely stopped for a brief period and then started up again.

“I asked the coroner what happened, and the only thing he could say is that it’s a miracle,” Holmes County Sheriff Willie March said.

I could only imagine how happy his family members are. They actually said that they are happy he's alive. I wonder if Williams has any of those cool life after death stories. A story from him could go for millions. Anyway, let's just hope that he doesn't pass away again, anytime soon. My name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.