Baby Poop Is Being Used To Create Sausages?

Sup Travellers?! Nobody likes secrets but some secrets are better kept as they are especially when that secret involves the intake of fecal matter poop excreted from babies. Babies are super cute but no matter how healthy their poop may be I'm not going to eat that shit. Have you ever smelt baby poop? 

A team in Spain is setting out to create healthier sausages using probiotic bacteria found commonly in baby poop. According to LiveScience, the new research could transform savory meats into health foods much like probiotic yogurts. This definitely gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "EATING OUT" [Get it? Get it? LOL].

The whole concept of probiotic bacteria kind of makes sense if you completely clear your mind. But how did the Spanish researchers test the theory? Well, they tested bacteria from 43 infant fecal samples. After using the bacteria to make a Spanish sausage called “fuet,” some taste testers who apparently eat baby poop sausage for a living said that it tasted just like regular fuet, even though all the sausages were low-fat, low-salt versions of the food. It's obviously the healthier choice

The scientists also tried their creations and they loved it. "We ate them, and they tasted very good," study co-author Anna Jofré, a food microbiologist at Catalonia's Institute of Food and Agricultural Research's (IRTA) food-safety program in Girona, Spain told LiveScience. She also said that no companies are currently interested in commercializing these sausages.

I'm not surprised that most companies aren't interested in commercializing the sausages. There is a very shitty stigma attached to the whole idea of commercializing baby poop. It's a good idea and it's a very healthy choice but since when did humans care about their health? [I joke, I joke]. My name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.