Man Beats His Friend To Death Over BBQ Carving Techniques.

Sup Travellers?! Don't you just hate it when people slice your meat wrong? That's the worst isn't it? It makes you feel like to pull out a baseball bat and beat someone with it. However, most people have enough self control to resist the urge and remain civilized and level headed. But not Alvin Kenneth "Chico" Welch Jr. He's a different kind of primitive folk. He went full APE!!!! You should never go full APE.

According to Jacksonville.Com, 35 year old Alvin Kenneth "Chico" Welch Jr got into a heated argument with his friend, Joshua Andrew Heinz, over meat cutting techniques. The incident happened last Saturday night at a football watching party at Heinz' house in Jacksonville, Florida. Welch was cutting meat to take home when he started arguing with Heinz over the proper way to slice it. The argument got out of hand and Welch allegedly hit Heinz, 31, with the bat. Heinz was able to survive the night but he succumbed to his injuries the next morning. He died. Welch was arrested early Wednesday and is being held without bail at the Jacksonville jail.

Next time I get in an argument with someone over meat i'll be sure to be strapped from head to toe. You can never be too safe these days especially with all these crazy people out here. RIP Joshua Andrew Heinz. My name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.