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Posted by Trini Kid - - 0 comments

Sup Travellers?! Do you like soda? Do you like cows? If you answered yes to both those questions then I've got some good news for you. There is a special type of soda like concoction in India that is said to have the power to cure "70 to 80 incurable diseases." That sounds amazing right? But does it sound as amazing if I tell you that the secret ingredient is cow urine....Preferably cow urine from a virgin cow.

This may sound a bit comical but to a certain group of people in India, the cow pee soda is serious business. The head of a cow shelter in northern India tells the Daily Mail: "We all gather in the morning and drink fresh urine that mother cow offers us." They develop it into a soda by mixing it with other ingredients to sweeten it up a little so it tastes less like pee. But my philosophy is simple....PISS IS PISS!!!

Does the pee soda work? Well, in 2012, a group of diabetic rats were given the soda. The tests showed that they had significantly lower blood glucose levels than rats in a non-soda-drinking control group. It said the drink has a "high therapeutic index and is safe for chronic use." Official tests have not been taken beyond diabetes so it is unsure if the claim that it is the cure for "70 to 80 incurable diseases" is true. But last year another study suggested that distilled cow pee could help prevent rats from getting kidney stones. It's even said to cure cancer but for now, that's just a myth. "I had diabetes, but ever since I have started drinking cow urine, my diabetes levels have been under control," a longtime user tells the Daily Mail.

Does the thought of drinking cow pee disgust you? It disgusts the hell out of me. But if you are in your death bed and the only chance you had to live was to drink cow pee, would you drink it? I'd drink the sh*t out of that. I'd drink that faster than it takes for Usain Bolt to run 100m. CALL ME URINE BOLT!!! But for now, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.