Farting Cows Make Barn Explode In Germany.

Sup Travellers?! You want to know what's worse than a farting cow? 90 FARTING COWS!!! That many cows could create a gaseous explosion that could equate to as much as 90 megahertz megabytes  MEGAFARTZ! This is exactly what happened in a barn in Germany. The combined farts of all 90 of the cows in the barn caused a build up of methane that literally blew the roof off.

The Huffington Post reports that it was a static electric charge that apparently triggered the detonation, and a spurt of flame, on Monday at a farm in Rasdorf. The build up of methane gas in the barn was a bit too much. The roof was slightly damaged and one cow suffered light burns. No people were hurt. It is thought that a static charge from a cow massage machine was to blame.

Since no one was killed or badly injured in the explosion it is okay to laugh at the hilarity of the situation. Some people may not think that this is funny but to me it is frigging hilarious [ROFL]. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.