Dogs Use Earth's Magnetic Field to Poop.

Sup Travellers?! A new study from Czech and German researchers has shown that dogs are not really dumb bitches. How did researchers discover this intriguing new revelation about the average bitch philosophy? Well, they examined the way in which they poop. According to the study which was reported in UPI, "Dogs preferred to excrete with the body being aligned along the north-south axis under calm magnetic field conditions."

So, when dogs poop, they position themselves according to the planet's magnetic field. Dogs treat pooping like an art. POOPOLOGY!!! Okay, enough SHIT TALK!! I'm sure you want to know how the researchers managed to come across this breathtaking new discovery. They watched 70 dogs of nearly 40 breeds going about their business for two years. The researchers admitted that they don't know how or why the dogs do it but they just know that they do it. "Our analysis of the raw data ... indicates that dogs not only prefer N-S direction, but at the same time they also avoid E-W direction." The find is a first for dogs, but other animals have been shown to be in tune with the magnetic field.

What has the world learned in this relatively insignificant new discovery? Dogs take pooping very seriously!! No wonder they smell each other butts. So the next time you clean up after your dog just remember how much time and effort went into that piece of shit. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.