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Posted by Trini Kid - - 0 comments


Sup Travellers?! Have you been naughty or nice? Well Old St. Nick has lost his right to judge you because he's now robbing banks and sh*t. That crazy son of a b*tch reindeer. The crazy part of this story is not based on the fact that a man robbed a bank dressed as Santa Claus but the fact that a man robbed a bank dressed as Santa Claus with a gift wrapped package. Yes, because guns are overrated...LOL.

The Huffington Post reports that on Monday a man decked in a Santa hat, beard, sunglasses and white gloves held up a Florida bank by threatening to harm the teller with a gift-wrapped package. The package was later discovered to be harmless but the bearded burglar still managed to escape with an undisclosed amount of cash.

Santa walking into a bank with a "bomb" wrapped in gift wrap is the most creative bank robbery that I've ever heard of. Can you imagine the thought process that went into this man's decision? I can't. This is the kind of sh*t that a man like Captain Jack Sparrow would think of. It was almost as though the man took the bank robbery for a joke. The package didn't even have a bomb in it. I'm sure that Santa Claus is probably "HO HO HOING!!" all the way to the bank right now. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.