WEIRD: Man Faked His Own Kidnapping To Party Because He Was Afraid Of His Wife.

Sup Travellers?! When you're married there are lots of boundaries that cannot be broken. I don't know what they all are but one of them is that your level of independent partying must decrease substantially to a point that it doesn't exist [LOL]. But a man from Texas named Rogelio Andaverde didn't give a sh*t about boundaries. He went out and partied anyway, but not as blatantly as most men may do it. No, Rogelio was a bit more creative. He secretly planned his own kidnapping in order to go to a party.

According to Fox News, the 34-year-old Edinburg, Texas man allegedly staged his own kidnapping last Tuesday. At about 10:30 p.m. he had his buddies wearing masks and toting guns break into his home while his wife was there and take him at gunpoint. The frantic woman called the police who went on a manhunt in order to find the "kidnapped" man. But the police got suspicious when they couldn't find any leads and more so when he actually turned up without harm.

He reportedly told his wife that his "kidnappers" showed mercy and set him free. But later he allegedly confessed that he lied about the kidnapping so he could go out on the town with his buddies. He also reportedly said he was afraid of his wife. Andaverde was charged with making a false report and his "kidnappers" may also get charged as well. 

All that just for a night out with his friends. We can't blame the man for wanting to party but we can all blame him for the means of which he chose to do so. Stage your own kidnapping? Really? He stooped that low just for a night out with his friends. There were so many easier and more effective ways to do so. I'm just saying. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.