Girls Who Were Stopped For Shoplifting Had A Fetus In A Bag.

Sup Travellers?! Just when I thought that things couldn't get any weirder...IT DID! According to reports from the New York Daily News, two 17 year old girls were found swiping underwear at a Manhattan Victoria's Secret on Thursday. The guard who caught them called the police but a strong odor caught the attention of everyone who was at the store at the time. What was the odor? You ask? It was the odor of shame and disappointment!! But other than that, it was the odor of a dead Fetus.

Tiona Rodriguez reportedly told police she had had a miscarriage the previous day, but didn't know what to do with the remains. So because of her immense confusion she decided to go to her local Victoria's Secret and steal underwear. I'm amazed that out of all the possible decisions that she could have made, she made that one. Maybe it wasn't a fetus in the bag, maybe it was her brain. Her friend's name was Francis Estevez. Rodriguez and Estevez are both charged with petit larceny and criminal possession of stolen property. Estevez allegedly had $230 worth of clothes and cosmetics in her bag. But Rodriguez could also be charged for Homicide depending on the final results of the autopsy.

After much examination of the dead Fetus it was revealed that it was born alive and then asphyxiated. Police believe 17-year-old Tiana Rodriguez gave birth to the baby at a friend's house and that the infant was later asphyxiated. The city medical examiner's office said an autopsy was inconclusive, and more tests were needed. This isn't Tiona's first child though. The 17 year old currently has a 2 year old son. We can all probably sympathize with the young girl but I think that she needs to learn to keep her draws on or at least use some sort of protection. If you can't provide for a baby, keep your pannies on and stop popping them out like pop tarts. No wonder she was trying to steal underwear. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.