WEIRD: Public Masturbation Is Now Legal In Sweden.


Sup Travellers?! Have you ever been in public and had the sudden urge to BLEED THE WEEEASEL? And by "bleed the weasel" I mean to "wrank the crank" and by "wrank the crank" I mean to "jerk the gherk" and by "jerk the gherk" I mean to "polish the banister" and by "polish the banister" I mean to........MASTURBATE. I'd hope that you answered no to this question but if you answered yes then Sweden is the place for you. You know why? Because it is now legal to "toss the turkey" in public in Sweden. Read on.

According to reports from The Local in Sweden, public masturbators in Sweden now may be able to get off without charges thanks to a recent court ruling. The court ruling came about during the trial of a  65-year-old man who was charged with sexual assault after getting caught with his pants down in June, giving himself a "sandy handy" on the Drevviken beach in Stockholm, Sweden. 

A ruling which acquitted the man of the sex assault charges this week found that although he was publicly masturbating, he was not directing his actions at anyone in particular, according to the Local. This was enough to clear him of the sexual assault charge, though it's unclear if the action is still in violation of other statutes in Sweden. "With that [ruling]," prosecutor Vrethammar told the Mitti, "we can conclude that it is OK to masturbate on the beach... [although] the act may be considered to be disorderly conduct."

This is all good and all, but Dr. Liz Davies of London Metropolitan University believes that the ruling is very controversial to the legal system in Sweden because of its strict child protection system, "Sweden has a really robust child protection system and very rigorous investigation around sexual abuse," she said. "So this judgement is surprising given that such an act could be witnessed by children as well as adults."

Dr. Liz has a really valid point. A child has no right to see a man or a woman masturbating in public. It's public indecency if you ask me. Also I don't think Sweden will be too happy if a big time minister or ambassador visits the country and sees a bunch of masturbators on the sidewalk. That's embarrassing yooo!! I think if you want to masturbate... DO THAT SH*T IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME!! My name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.