WEIRD: Man Convicted Of Sex With Land Rover.

Sup Travellers?! How weird can a story be? I see a lot of weird stories on a daily basis but this one that I found today definitely makes the top ten. A man with the self-proclaimed nickname "Hotc**k" is in some trouble with the law after allegedly getting naked and attempting sex with a Land Rover. Yes, you read that right... A LAND ROVER. You know, the vehicle? Read on.

According to reports from NY Daily news, Daniel Cooper, a 24 year old British man, who likes to be called "Hotc**k," was caught on surveillance camera stripping naked and grinding against a $50,000 blue Land Rover Discovery in Holywell town center, North Wales. A court in Wales, UK recently convicted Daniel Cooper, 24, of indecent exposure. He was banned from going outside between 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays for the next three months. The Land Rover was not available for comment but i'm sure it's petrified and traumatized by the whole situation...LOL.

Cooper, the man convicted, stated that the reason for his petrosexual behaviour was that he was drunk. I really hope that he was drunk, because no level headed human being should have sex with a car. It was either he was drunk or just plain cockoo for coco puffs. Days before the incident, the man changed his Facebook name to Daniel Hotc**k Cooper allowing people like me to come up with all kind of weird jokes but I digress. I really hope that this man doesn't start some petrosexual movement. Imagine a bunch of people protesting outside of the city halls begging for Petrosexual rights? That would suck wouldn't it? Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.