SAD: New Bride Pushes Her Husband Off Of A Cliff. Killing Him.

Sup Travellers?! Some women aren't looking for anything longlasting like marriage. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some women just want to watch the men BURN!! See what I did there? LOL. It's through true though. Some women are Jokers!! And that is exactly what a Montana newlywed named Jordan Linn Graham is. A joker. Read on.


Jordan Linn Graham, a Montana newlywed, quickly became a widow only eight days after her wedding when she pushed her husband off of a cliff in Glacier National Park, per the National Post. Why did she do it? Good question. The 22 year old has told investigators that she argued with Cody Johnson, 25, while they walking on a steep hiking trail on July 7 Cody grabbed her hand in anger. Court documents say that "after removing Johnson's hand from her arm, Graham stated she could have just walked away, but due to her anger, she pushed Johnson with both hands in the back and as a result, he fell face first off the cliff."


The first mistake that Graham made was pushing her husband off the cliff. The second mistake she made was lying to the police and telling them that her husband had disappeared after getting into a car with Washington plates. Some police officers may look stupid but they are actually smart. Investigators became suspicious when she claimed that she "discovered" her husband's body a few days later, claiming she knew where it was because it "was a place he wanted to see before he died." A family friend says "nobody is shocked" by Graham's confession. "She'd been telling people she knew she never wanted to be married, she just wanted to have a wedding, and that’s apparently what they were arguing about," she says.

Poor guy. He really didn't have to die so soon. But I think a lot can be learned from his death. I definitely learned a valuable lesson. Never get a woman angry on top of a steep cliff. That sh*t can only lead to disaster. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.

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  1. ONE WORD FOR HER, BITCH WITH A CAPITOL B

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