WEIRD: Foot Found On A Beach.

Sup Travellers?! What would you do if you found an Adidas sneaker on the beach? Okay, let me ask that in another way. What would you do if you found an Adidas sneaker with the remains of a foot in it? Well let me tell you what i'd do. I would take a picture then slowly back away and leave the rest for the professionals. The last thing I would want to do is to touch it because then my finger prints would be all over so I digress. Read on.

New Jersey State Police say a coastal fisherman found a high-top sneaker on the beach – with the remains of a foot inside according to NYMag. The foot had nail polish on the toes but the police say that the gender and age associated with the foot are still unknown. Yeah, because guys wear nail polish right? Wait, guys don't wear nail polish!! Or do they? I'm a guy and I have never worn nail polish in my life but that's just me I guess. You know what, let me not jump to any conclusions about the gender associated with the foot, I guess the police know something that I don't about gender specifics.

The discovery was made early Tuesday afternoon at an inlet in Ocean City, about 10 miles south of Atlantic City. Police say the remains of the right foot have been sent to the state anthropologist for examination and DNA testing.

I said that I wasn't going to jump to conclusions but I conclude that it's a female but that's not the point though. How did that even happen? Was it a shark attack? It can't be a shark attack. Who swims in the beach with sneakers on. The best bet is manslaughter. This woman.... or man was murdered. But even if he or she was or wasn't it doesn't change the fact that my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.