WEIRD: Brazilian Woman Saws Off Her Husband's Genitals!!

Sup Travellers?! If you're a guy and your reading this just stop for a moment and imagine getting kicked in the nuts. Well that's definitely a nerve clenching thought. But now imagine having your nuts sawed off. Now that is some really crazy sh*t right there. The pain that will be felt probably would need to be recorded on a friggin richter scale or something because that would be groundbreaking!! See what I did there? Anyway, according to reports a Brazilian woman sawed off her husband's genitals after she caught him cheating on her with a man. Read on.

So according to reports from the Mirror.UK, a Brazilian man and his severed genitals had to be rushed to a hospital after his wife decided to saw it off. The man managed to survive the ordeal but sadly, his genitals died. The woman is believed to have waited several days before attacking her 28-year-old husband, who did not know she had found him in bed with a man at their home in Santos, southeast Brazil.

The reports claim that on Wednesday night she suggested the couple play out a sexual fantasy in which she would tie him up on the bed, which he readily agreed to but when he was completely tied, she took a bread knife from the kitchen and began to saw it off. And by it, I mean his genitals just in case you weren't following. The man was rushed to the hospital, where doctors on Friday described his condition as stable.

She must have mistaken it for a sausage, you never know, that excuse might actually work in court. But you know what really strike me in this story? The fact that she just waited on that very moment without even saying anything. She didn't even talk to him about it. She just sawed his tool off without warning like a snake on a Gouti! That is crazy people's actions if you ask me but who asked me? Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.