WEIRD: Area 51 Is Real. Are There Really Aliens There?

Sup Travellers?! You ever heard of Area 51? I'm sure you have. Have you seen it? I bet you haven't. But it is as real as the hair on your head according to CIA of course. The CIA finally admitted that Area 51 is real. The CIA has for the first time declassified documents that detail the existence of Area 51 in Nevada. How was the US government able to keep the existence of Area 51 a secret for so long and why did they finally admit that it exists? Read on.

According to reports from the Las Vegas Review Journal, the CIA has admitted that Area 51 is real. The documents were obtained in a Freedom of Information Act request by a national security institute at George Washington University. The documents explain that Area 51 got its start in 1955 because the government needed a place to test U-2 spy planes. The documents however doesn't say anything about Alien spaceships. The government initially called it "Paradise Ranch" to make the "facility in the middle of nowhere" sound more alluring to workers. The name Area 51 might have deterred some workers.

The report credits the UFO sightings to locals seeing tests of the first U-2 bombers! If you're into mass reading you could read the full 400 page document here. The report states:

"High-altitude testing of the U-2 soon led to an unexpected side effect — a tremendous increase in reports of unidentified flying objects (UFOs)…U-2 and later OXCART flights accounted for more than one-half of all UFO reports during the late 1950s and most of the 1960s."

So all this document really tells me is that Area 51 isn't as cracked up as the television shows make it out to be. There aren't any aliens or cool alien technology at Area 51 just a bunch of spy planes and fancy man made crafts. Or is that just want they want us to think? Maybe they are being helped by some sort of alien life form. Maybe everything we know is a lie and this world is being mind controlled by a group of aliens who have kept us hostage on this earth to succumb to their every will. Or maybe not. Hmmm. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.