WEIRD: China Invents The Weirdest Way To Scare Off Perverts!!! Would This Work?

Sup Travellers?! It is very easy for me to jump to the conclusion that the level of perverts roaming this earth is too damn high!! Many people have tried ways to get rid of them but it seems as though China may be making greater leaps forward in the innovation process... Kind of. China has invented the perfect tool to scare away male perverts from unsuspecting women and it's hairier than you think. Read on.

"Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out," @HappyZhangJiang describes the item on China's popular microblogging service, Sina Weibo. According to Social News Daily the new invention is “hairy stockings,” and is less of a fashion statement and more “pervert protection.” The response has so far been mixed. There are a lot of short “disgusting!” comments, along with several cute vomiting emoticons under the post.


One commenter deserves a shout-out for accurately summarizing what I believe to be the most obvious concern here: “This will not only prevent against perverts, it’ll definitely also result in preventing handsome guys from approaching you. When things go to the extreme, they can only go the opposite direction!!!

Is China on to something? I honestly don't think so. I think that it's the worst invention coming out of China ever. Those hairy legs aren't only going to scare away perverts, they are going to scare away everyone. I can't imagine a woman wearing those stockings in a kinky bathing suit. I may just throw up my anus....... Anyway, check out the video below. My name is Trinikid and you've just been informed