WEIRD: A Woman Has Been Arrested For Stealing A Bible..... No Lie.

Sup Travellers?! How much sense does it make to steal a book that famously commands you not to steal. Stealing a Bible is probably the most back to front thing that anybody could ever do in their in their life. Stealing a Bible is like stealing a gun just to shoot yourself in the head. But frankly I think that if anyone who actually tries to steal a Bible from a store, needs a Bible. However that doesn't justify the actions of 23 year old Ashley Fleming.

According to reports from the Atlanta Journalism Constitution, Fleming, 23, of Powder Springs, Georgia., was arrested April 26, for allegedly stealing a Bible from a Barnes & Noble in Cobb County, Georgia.

She was charged with misdemeanor shoplifting, according to an arrest warrant obtained by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. She was released on a $1,000 bond. I think she definitely learned her lesson the hard way.


However, she could have avoided the whole thing if she went to a church instead of a book store because according to a pastor named Mark Scardino, many churches and other groups offer Bibles for free.

We believe that God’s word should be given freely, and so if someone comes in to our campus and they don’t have God’s word, then we are very happy to give them a copy of God’s word,” Scardino said.

Pastor Scardino is absolutely right. She could have just gone to church and get herself a Bible. Or go online and get herself a Bible. The word of God is probably the easiest thing to get right now. Why steal it? Anyway, I don't know what kind of meds she's on so I won't judge but it doesn't change the fact that my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.