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Posted by Trini Kid - - 0 comments

Sup Travellers?! When last did you see one of those pesky flying toilets? I hate those things man. One time I was walking home and a toilet came down from the heavens and smacked me in the ass. Karma is a ***** isn't it? That story I just told wasn't true but what is true is what happened to a teenage girl in Thorndike, Maine on Monday.


According to reports from Bangor Daily News a teenage girl while on her way to school was hit by flying toilet. She was driving mining her own business when a portable toilet had flown off a portable toilet delivery truck that was pulling out of the school's parking lot, and hit her jeep. The driver, Ronnie Furrow, received a summons for having an "unsecured load." Am I the only one who finds that the terms "unsecured load" very inappropriate for this shitty situation?

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Luckily though, the portable toilet was clean and had no faeces or.....piss in it or else the situation might have gotten shittier than it already was if you know what I mean. I think the school should start putting up signs saying, "BEWARE OF FLYING TOILETS" or maybe "OH SHIT!!". Maybe that would have helped. Anyway, my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.