CELEBS: Family Guy Slams Kristen Stewart.... HARD!!

Sup Travellers?! Who still watches Family Guy? I don't really watch it but if I see it while flicking through the channels i'll probably stop and watch it till the commercials come on. It's not the kind of show that I mark on my calendar. Anyway, according to reports from Hollywood Life, the latest episode of Family Guy went up and ends and slammed the Twilight star, Kristen Stewart.

The scene began with resident horndog Quagmire asking a group of characters, "Who would you rather do, Kristen Stewart or Scarlett Johansson?"

Lois Griffin chooses ScarJo, explaining: "For one thing, there’s the boobs, which Kristen Stewart does not have."

"Also, I get the impression that Kristen Stewart is more of a bath person when she really needs a shower," Lois continues.

Their cop pal Joe Swanson concurs, saying, "She does seem kind of dirty."

And Lois just can't stop squeezing in the digs, adding, "Someone should write ‘Wash Me’ in the dust on that flat ass."


I think Lois shouldn't talk because she isn't all that hot up. She married Peter Griffin.. What a joke. But at the end of the day, it doesn't matter because Lois Griffin doesn't exist and is just a figment of someone's overactive imagination. But this is also applies to sparkling Vampires so who's the victim here? Anyway, I think that because it's Seth MacFarlane, we'll just let it slide. Anyway my name is Trinikid and you've just been informed.